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That moment you instantly gained a phobia… what happened?
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WEIRD 1: A woman in Michigan complained that a grocery store’s mood music was too sad, and screamed at several employees. Then she tried to drive off while a cop was talking to her, and got arrested. And after they released her, she walked back into the police department, started yelling at the receptionist, and got arrested again.
Calling 9-1-1 because you need to use the bathroom and the car ahead isn't moving fast enough, is definitely #NotFor911.
— Peel Regional Police (@PeelPolice) October 8, 2021
9-1-1 misuse can potentially prevent someone with a life-threatening emergency from getting help on time. Learn more at https://t.co/7jcGpmW4zL#911Awareness pic.twitter.com/yC2cZz2hqk
WEIRD 2: A police department in Canada released some 911 audio . . . after a guy called because he was stuck in traffic and needed to pee. It’s not clear if they charged him with a crime.
WEIRD 3: Here’s a good Christmas gift for your gassy significant other . . . or, buying it for yourself might be the REAL gift. A company in the U.K. is now selling anti-flatulence BEDSHEETS.
The company Shreddies already sells fart-mitigating underwear. Now they’ve added two bedding products: An undersheet that your regular sheets go on top of . . . and a “Flatulence Filtering Duvet Cover” to keep your nighttime emissions trapped.
Both options use the same technology as the underwear they sell. Carbon fibers absorb the flatulence, then neutralize it. A king size undersheet costs about $160, plus shipping. The duvet cover is $260. You can check them out at MyShreddies.com.
Here are photos of the undersheet and the duvet cover.
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Hellmann’s Told People to Put Mayonnaise in Their Coffee, and the Internet Melted Down
Mayonnaise can be divisive . . . and the people who like it may say they love it with EVERYTHING. But those limits are being put to the test.
Last Thursday, the Twitter account for Hellmann’s told people to put mayonnaise . . . in their COFFEE. And they weren’t kidding. They added, “Nope, that wasn’t a typo. Mayo in your coffee. It’s called having a sophisticated [palate].”
According to Hellmann’s, “The benefits of putting mayo in your coffee include: Mayo in your coffee. [And] coffee in your mayo.” (???)
Naturally, this LIT THE INTERNET ON FIRE, with some people claiming they’re going to try it . . . others insisting that it’s gross . . . and others joking about it. One woman even sang a song about the situation.
Speaking of singers, Dionne Warwick was so disgusted that she BLOCKED Hellmann’s. She said, “I won’t tolerate it.”
It seems like this is just tongue-in-cheek, though . . . and that it’s a response to University of Kentucky quarterback Will Levis revealing he’s a big Mayo-in-Coffee-Guy on TikTok last week.
Mayo in your coffee.
— Hellmann's (@Hellmanns) October 7, 2021
That’s it, that’s the tweet.
Hellmann's: put mayo in your coffee
— Claire Behind The Hair Blue Tick (@urmumsausername) October 8, 2021
Dionne Warwick & absolutely everyone else: no
I've written a parody about this
You're welcome 😊🎶 pic.twitter.com/1qMaSWK5GT
To those asking why… They want us to put mayonnaise in our coffee. I won’t tolerate it. https://t.co/JbZUcHLjBc
— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) October 7, 2021
@w.lev I have a very sophisticated pallet. @omgiaaa #fyp #TakeTheDayOffChallenge #BenefitOfBrows
♬ original sound - Will Levis
Any Interest in Bratwurst Filled with . . . Candy Corn?
Candy corn is already TRIGGERING to a lot of Americans, so this is outright dangerous . . .
A meat market in Madison, Wisconsin has created a fascinating new food by combining Halloween with Oktoberfest. It’s a candy corn-filled bratwurst. And the mix also includes beer. (???)
They’re called “Spook-toberfest brats” . . . and they’re described as slightly sweet and, quote, “not scary at all.”
CANDY CORN 🎃
— Tim Elliott NBC15 (@TheTimReport) October 8, 2021
+ BEER 🍺
+ BRAT MEAT 🌭
= WISCONSIN🐄
Don't @ me.
You should trust me though...@jeniferstmarket is doing it right!@lakelouiebeers pic.twitter.com/WXjivT4yrG
A Dog Swallowed a Woman’s Sex Toy, Then Puked It Up at the Vet
If this isn’t the most embarrassing thing your dog can do, I don’t know what beats it: Someone took their Rottweiler to the vet after it swallowed something it shouldn’t have. And there’s a video of it finally puking it up in the middle of a vet’s office.
It’s not clear if the owner or vet posted the video. But it’s only 13 seconds long . . . and ends after the dog finally pukes up a big, pink SEX TOY.
The woman filming it seems excited when it happens. People online seem to think she’s the owner, but it’s not clear. Meanwhile, a vet tech holding the dog’s leash starts to dry heave.
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(Adult Audiences Only) The video is kind of graphic. Go here.
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